I don't think I need to import anything now that I saw this.

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01/03/2020 at 10:23 • Filed to: Land Yacht

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The killer part is the engine. 563ci dual quad. Big boats are cool but sleeper big boats rule. Np I think too.

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DISCUSSION (36)


Kinja'd!!! someassemblyrequired > vondon302
01/03/2020 at 10:31

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Enjoy 0.3 MPG with the current Middle East instability


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > vondon302
01/03/2020 at 10:33

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Nah the “killer” part is the 10 bodies you could put in that gigantic trunk


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > Tripper
01/03/2020 at 10:37

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Oh come on that's a 15 body trunk at least.


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > someassemblyrequired
01/03/2020 at 10:37

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It’ll probably get better mpg than the original motor.


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > someassemblyrequired
01/03/2020 at 10:39

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I’m American we don’t worry about that besides Trump’s got em where he wants em.

/s


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Tripper
01/03/2020 at 10:39

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Seriously, are there any modern cars with anywhere near the trunk space of these old boats? 


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > vondon302
01/03/2020 at 10:41

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Kinja'd!!! Milky > vondon302
01/03/2020 at 10:42

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I want to sit 

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Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > vondon302
01/03/2020 at 10:42

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Oil. You’ll need to import oil. Start with a tanker or 3.

Saw that car yesterday, on Barnfinds I think. I absolutely love that the mods are invisible until you open the hood (or presumably start the car).

Awesome. 


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
01/03/2020 at 10:43

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I don’t think so no “cars” anyway I think the town car while it was still around was as close as you could get


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > Milky
01/03/2020 at 10:45

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It’s like a vinyl cloud.


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > vondon302
01/03/2020 at 10:46

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Only if you cut them up and pack it neatly. If you’re just throwing whole bodies in there willy-nilly it’s probably only 10.


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > WilliamsSW
01/03/2020 at 10:48

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Well there’s always e85 .

I might like this one better. Hard decision. 


Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > vondon302
01/03/2020 at 10:51

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15 hookers, probably 9 failed toadies.


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
01/03/2020 at 10:51

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It all depends if you can stack 3 rows of 5 or 2.


Kinja'd!!! kanadanmajava1 > vondon302
01/03/2020 at 10:53

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The famously thi rsty Charger might have found a worthy rival.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > vondon302
01/03/2020 at 10:59

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I really prefer the look of the Mark III, especially given the lack of 5 mph bumpers.

Oh and I just noticed that the gold car is listed at $10k. I’m pretty sure that’s ab out what it would sell for with the stock motor in it, so this is a big NP from me.


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > WilliamsSW
01/03/2020 at 11:01

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Good point and black is a better color.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > vondon302
01/03/2020 at 11:17

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Black is the best color on a MkIII, for sure.

I have a neighbor selling a dark metallic red Town Car (I posted a potato pic the other day) and I love that color on the late 70s Continental/Town Car.  


Kinja'd!!! jimz > vondon302
01/03/2020 at 11:18

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WANT

though I hope that engine has a reasonable cam in it; it would be uncouth to have a shaky idle in a Lincoln.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > vondon302
01/03/2020 at 12:13

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Believe it or not, that’s leather, and fairly durable stuff too, probably better than on 90% of modern cars.


Kinja'd!!! someassemblyrequired > vondon302
01/03/2020 at 12:19

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Trump doesn’t even have his Depends or Spanx where he wants them


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > vondon302
01/03/2020 at 12:32

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I think my grandpa had one of those, to say it was a boat is an understate ment.


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager94 > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
01/03/2020 at 12:35

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Pretty sure most 3rd row CUVs don’t have this much space even with the 3rd row folded down.


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager94 > someassemblyrequired
01/03/2020 at 12:36

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Wouldn’t be so sure. I used to average 22-24 mpg from my 1966 Electra 225 sedan. That had a 465 Wildcat and a 3-speed auto.


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > fintail
01/03/2020 at 12:50

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Wow I just guessed it was vinyl. Want level nudged up a little more.


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
01/03/2020 at 12:53

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I had a 78 cougar and it was dwarfed by these things.


Kinja'd!!! someassemblyrequired > Long_Voyager94
01/03/2020 at 13:13

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Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > vondon302
01/03/2020 at 13:30

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I love how Ford re purposed Hi-C cans and used them as vacuum cannisters.

+1 for eco-friendliness


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
01/03/2020 at 14:19

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D on’t all the hot water bags they recycled too.

We used to replace those cans with a beer can in the 80s.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > vondon302
01/03/2020 at 15:22

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You’ll like it more once you sit on it, indeed like being on a cloud. Cars of that era have more than their share of issues, but interior materials were generally good, especially on premium brands - high quality cloth or thick durable leather.


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > fintail
01/03/2020 at 15:27

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I had a 78 cougar that was all vinyl but comfortable. Damn thing was a tank couldn't kill it. Except for all the interior switches that failed like clock work.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > vondon302
01/03/2020 at 15:43

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That’s something they did right, comfort.  One also has to recall speed limits were lower then, so demands were different.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > vondon302
01/03/2020 at 15:50

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Shut up and take my money!

Ah crap! I don't have any money!


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > shop-teacher
01/03/2020 at 16:19

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Ditto still NP tho.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > vondon302
01/03/2020 at 18:01

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Definitely!